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  • Capricorn: wow you pissed me off so I'm going to sulk in silence and snap if spoken to
  • Aquarius: YOU MADE ME UPSET IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD /melts into a dramatic heap
  • Pisces: I'M GONNA FUCKING THROW THINGS. LIKE THE BIGGEST TANTRUM. YOU HAVE -EVER- SEEN.
  • Aries: WOW I'M SO MAD for like a second. What's for dinner?
  • Taurus: BRB SMASHING HEADLONG THROUGH A WALL TO KILL YOU
  • Gemini: Oh, I'm not mad. Wait. YES I FUCKING AM. Okay maybe not. BUT THEN AGAIN--
  • Cancer: ...oh. I'm angry. But you'll never know. Tillit'stoolate. Cookie?
  • Leo: /INDISCERNIBLE NOISES OF RAGE
  • Virgo: how could you do this to me. how. HOW??? Get out of my life. No wait baby come back...
  • Libra: Passively plotting your demise.
  • Scorpio: This'll only sting for a second. Unlike my wounds which'll bleed FOREVER and you'll never hear the end of it. WHIIIINE
  • Sagittarius: I have to leave before I kill someone. Bye!
  • <p> um yeah so horoscopes dont usually appeal to me but then i realized that this chart applies accurately to everybody i know</p>
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